Vino Moda - FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The 5.rd Annual Grammy Awards

HOTTEST LEFTOVERS

Ricky Martin`s Package COMING THIS SUMMER TO A THEATER NEAR YOU: BRUNO MARS IS "TINY INDETERMINATE RACE ELVIS"

Starring Bruno Mars HANDSOMEST BOSTON TERRIER SINCE THIS GUY

Marc Anthony (alongside wife Jennifer `Furious` Lopez)ONLY PERSON MORE EFFECTIVE IN WARNING AMERICANS ABOUT THROAT CANCER THAN THE THROAT HOLE LADY

Bob Dylan THE SLUTTY APPLE DOES NOT FALL FAR FROM THE WHORE TREE

Miley Cyrus and Tish Cyrus MOST SLIMMING

Cee-Lo`s Gay Peacock Ensemble WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MAFIOSO F*CKS A DISCO BALL

Snooki MOST TERRIFIED ICE FISHERMAN

The Ice Fisherman That Discovers Lady Gaga SWANK YOU, COME AGAIN

Adam Lambert MOST EFFICIENT SWIFFER

Rihanna PERSON I WISH WOULD THANK ME AS HIS PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND ON STAGE

Matt Bellamy of Muse WHAT ZOMBIES MASTURBATE TO

Lady Gaga JUST HAPPY TO BE THERE

Lil` Wayne KATRINA, OUR CHEF, IS REALLY COOKING IN HER SCARF AND SHE`S WHIPPING UP EXCITEMENT IN HER BOOTS. THANK YOU KATRINA. THANK YOU KATRINA.

Actress Pauley Perrette WE HAD TO MAKE THIS GIF JUST TO CLEARLY POINT OUT THE COMPARISON

Hereby concluding the greatest GIF in Internet History. #thankyoukatrina JUST ANOTHER EARLY MORNING NYC SUBWAY COMMUTE

Lady Gaga WHAT HELL IS

Gwyneth Paltrow Singing In A Catsuit On A Piano Surrounded By Muppets CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS PHOTO IS?

Answer: Willow Smith has an Iphone LOCATION WHERE ONE CAN EXPECT TO FIND USHER`S HAND IN THIS PHOTO

Up Justin Bieber`s Ass. (See More in "Ventriloquism For Dummies.") WALKING "TRUE GRIT" SPOILER ALERT

Kris Kristofferson BEST COUPLE

Tyra Banks and Sammy Davis Jr. (aka Beyonce and Janelle Monae) JAW MOST LIKELY TO CAUSE FIRE IN A MICROWAVE

Puff Daddy MOST PROVOCATIVE RAGGEDY ANN DIAPER

Rihanna MOST STUNNING BREAST IMPLANTS

Gaga`s Shoulders LEAST SUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT TO GET ME TO WATCH "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," CBS

Jason Segal THE FRENCH-CANADIAN HIPSTER REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN

Arcade Fire, Winners of Best Album of the Year MOST LIKELY TO SAY "WELCOME TO EARTH"

Star of the hit Broadway musical Independence Day, Will Smith TEALING THE SPOTLIGHT

Mick Jagger`s Quite Stunning Quilted Teal Blazer SOMEONE BRING HIM SOME MUTHAF*CKIN` LIPTON ICED TEA, FURREAL

Eminem GAY BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Nicki "Gay Zombie" Minaj SOON TO BE MURDERED BY JUSTIN BIEBER FANSIEST

Best New Artist Winner Esperanza Spalding AUBERGENIUS

BARS STREISAND BEST DIRECTOR

Steven Spielberg HAS ANYONE SEEN HER CONTACT

Mosh Pit Jenkins ME HATE GLEE BUT ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU ANYWAY.

Lea Michele and Clay Matthews LONGEST ARM

Nicole Kidman FANCIEST MONOPOLY MAN

B.O.B. HOTTEST MOST TALENTED BITCH IN THE UNIVERSE

Jennifer Hudson. We Find No Faults. BEST JORDIN SPARKS IMPERSONATOR

Gram`ma Funk WORST JORDIN SPARKS

Jordin Sparks ALSO PROOF THAT SPANX CAN BE Used AS A MURDER WEAPON

Jordan Sparks` Grimace WINNER OF BEST NEW ARTIST AT THIS YEARS "RAPIES"

John Mayer 9 YEAR OLDS THAT HAVE FAR MORE WEALTH THAN I WILL EVER SEE IN A LIFETIME

Jaden Smith and Justin Bieber WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CONDOM SANDIEGO

Gagagagagagagagagagagaga G`NIGHT!

Gram`ma Funk

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