Jordin Sparks Music Info: FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The 5.rd Annual .

MOST TERRIFIED ICE FISHERMAN

The Ice Fisherman That Discovers Lady Gaga

SWANK YOU, COME AGAIN

Adam Lambert

MOST EFFICIENT SWIFFER

Rihanna

PERSON I WISH WOULD Thank ME AS HIS Pregnant GIRLFRIEND ON STAGE

Matt Bellamy of Muse

WHAT ZOMBIES MASTURBATE TO

Lady Gaga

JUST Happy TO BE THERE

Lil` Wayne

KATRINA, OUR CHEF, IS REALLY COOKING IN HER Scarf AND SHE`S WHIPPING UP EXCITEMENT IN HER BOOTS. THANK YOU KATRINA. THANK YOU KATRINA.

Actress Pauley Perrette

WE HAD TO Do THIS GIF JUST TO Distinctly Point OUT THE COMPARISON

Hereby concluding the greatest GIF in Internet History. #thankyoukatrina

JUST ANOTHER EARLY MORNING NYC SUBWAY COMMUTE

Lady Gaga

WHAT Sin IS

Gwyneth Paltrow Singing In A Catsuit On A Piano Surrounded By Muppets

CAN YOU Think WHAT THE Worst Thing About THIS Figure IS?

Answer: Willow Smith has an Iphone

LOCATION WHERE ONE CAN Expect TO FIND USHER`S HAND IN THIS PHOTO

Up Justin Bieber`s Ass. (See More in "Ventriloquism For Dummies.")

WALKING "TRUE GRIT" SPOILER ALERT

Kris Kristofferson

BEST COUPLE

Beyonce and Sammy Davis Jr.

JAW MOST Likely TO Establish FIRE IN A MICROWAVE

Puff Daddy MOST PROVOCATIVE RAGGEDY ANN DIAPER

Rihanna MOST STUNNING BREAST IMPLANTS

Gaga`s Shoulders LEAST SUCCESSFUL Attempt TO GET ME TO See "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," CBS

Jason Segel THE FRENCH-CANADIAN HIPSTER REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN

Arcade Fire, Winners of Best Album of the Year Most Likely TO SAY "Welcome TO EARTH"

Star of the hit Broadway musical Independence Day, Will Smith TEALING THE SPOTLIGHT

Mick Jagger`s Quite Stunning Quilted Teal Blazer SOMEONE Take HIM SOME MUTHAF*CKIN` LIPTON ICED TEA, FURREAL

Eminem GAY BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Nicki "Gay Zombie" Minaj SOON TO BE Murdered BY JUSTIN BIEBER FANSIEST

Best New Artist Winner Esperanza Spalding AUBERGENIUS

BABS STREISAND BEST DIRECTOR

Steven Spielberg HAS ANYONE SEEN HER CONTACT

Mosh Pit Jenkins aka Janelle Monae ME HATE GLEE BUT ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU ANYWAY.

Lea Michele and Clay Matthews LONGEST ARM

Nicole Kidman FANCIEST MONOPOLY MAN

B.O.B. HOTTEST MOST TALENTED BITCH IN THE UNIVERSE

Jennifer Hudson. We Find No Faults. BEST JORDIN SPARKS IMPERSONATOR

Gram`ma Funk WORST JORDIN SPARKS

Jordin Sparks ALSO PROOF THAT SPANX CAN BE Used AS A Murder WEAPON

Jordan Sparks` Grimace WINNER OF Best NEW Artist AT THIS YEAR`S "RAPIES"

John Mayer 9 Year OLDS THAT Have FAR MORE Wealth THAN I Will Ever SEE IN A LIFETIME

Jaden Smith and Justin Bieber WHERE IN THE World IS CONDOM SANDIEGO

Gagagagagagagagagagagaga G`NIGHT!

Gram`ma Funk

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